New-Age Bullshit Generator

In the same spirit as other tools[0], Seb Pearce brings us the New-Age Bullshit Generator.

Now you too can have a page of shallow platitudes and mystical vacuity (β€œTo walk the myth is to become one with it. Transcendence is the growth of being, and of us.…”) which may be indistinguishable from the output of real-life gurus.

[0]: Some readers will also know Wisdom of Chopra and other tools.