New-Age Bullshit Generator

In the same spirit as other tools[0], Seb Pearce brings us the New-Age Bullshit Generator.

Now you too can have a page of shallow platitudes and mystical vacuity (“To walk the myth is to become one with it. Transcendence is the growth of being, and of us.…”) which may be indistinguishable from the output of real-life gurus.

[0]: Some readers will also know Wisdom of Chopra and other tools.